In which somebody at the library has good "poney" training skills

It's too hot to think, and much too hot to think

of something to write about this week.

So, here: 

This was on my desk when I came in to work this morning

I'm a big believer in trick training for horses, which includes training truly stupid tricks.

But this.  This is amazing.  

Here's the text for those who can't quite read it in the picture.  The spelling and punctuation is transcribed directly and not corrected by this author:

Trick #1

Step one put apple on poney's noes.

Step 2  then hold out hand and tell poney to whait

Step 3  point finger out then as you move it in a cuilcure moteion say go

Step 4  poney flips its head and catches the apple and eats it.

I wonder what Trick #2 is?

It's good.  That's what it is.