In which Ella Fitzgerald might or might not approve of this blog post

I Got Ribbons : a song for the trail crew

(with apologies to George and Ira Gershwin)

I got ribbons,

I got chainsaws,

I got hand tools

Who could ask for anything more?

I've got sunscreen on my shoulders

I've got trail crew

Who could ask for anything more?

Old man trouble I don't mind him,  he won’t hang ‘round my tent door

I got pie plates

I got sharpies

I got my trails

Who could ask for anything more?

Oh, I got ribbons

I got clothespins

I got trail posts through green elk pastures

I got quads and

I got hammers

I got trail crew

Who could ask for anything more?