In which being distinctive can be an advantage out in the woods

 

It took the online equestrian community less than a minute to identify me, my horse,
and my probable location and activity.

And yes.  I was hunting mushrooms.  I caught a few, too.

Mostly chanterelles, but also one lobster--the other lobsters are in the dehydrator already

...and on the way back to the trailer, there was this. 

I needed both hands to keep the camera steady, so I didn't have any hands available to steady the Dragon...who stood still and wiggled her ears menacingly at the machine.

This is my life.  And it is Good.