In which we celebrate Saturday Stories...with a blogging poem

In celebration of the end of Poetry Month (April). Enjoy! --A

My Frog Does Not Waste Precious Time

My frog does not waste precious time
just sitting on a log.
He's learned to use the Internet,
and now he has a blog.

It's filled with tips on how to hop,
and how to catch a fly,
on things that frogs can do to keep
their skins from getting dry.

My frog has hints on where to find
the finest lily pads,
and writes in great detail about
the latest froggy fads.

He tells of different ways to croak,
and how to act in bogs...
it's boring for most people,
but it fascinates most frogs.

--Jack Prelutsky