In which "Clipping the Dragon" sounds more exciting than it really is
Katie and Hannah came over this morning to "help" me clip the Dragon so she can stay cooler during our early-spring training rides.
The Beauty-School Dream Team |
If you were reading this blog last year at this time, you will understand why I need help. I am terrible at clipping! If you weren't, HERE is the ugly proof that I did right by staying out of cosmetology school. Suffice to say, I didn't do much clipping today...and thus, my horse doesn't appear to have been chewed by rats.
I hand over a cookie, and Katie gets right to work. |
The beauty of having a dark brown horse in the Swamplands is that she doesn't show the dirt. The downside is that the dirt is still there, it's just harder to find...unril you run clipper blades over it.
As nasty as Fiddle can be with her hindquarters in some circumstances, when she's being groomed and clipped she stands absolutely still to allow her "staff" do the necessary work. |
Dobbie Goat Gruff, wondering if he's next |
Hana, wondering if she is next. She hates the clippers. Fortunately, she's not working hard enough right now to need a clip-job. |
Hana's new Facebook portrait |
Hana (left) and Hannah (right) |
And what have we here?
Skull and Crossed-Bones! We'll add eyes in greasepaint when we get to the Home on the Range ride at the end of March. Meantime, Fiddle's bum can look cool and enigmatic.
A good strong wind would be very convenient for blowing all that hair away! It's breezy today, but I think not quite windy enough to get rid of all this fluff.
Much tidier...and cooler! |
Looking good, feeling fine. Ready for some fun!
Life is good.
i'd like to see the tattoo now please.
ReplyDeletethat crossbones design looks to me like a calf head with sweet eyes.
you northerners are weird.
i have only done something similar once.
*whistles*
Hana, head east to the nearby radio-silence zone not far from you.
ReplyDeleteThereby you avoid embarrassing haircuts and retain your God-given beauty. Which is consirable, and your duty to protect.
After you enter that no-radio zone, I'm afraid I cannot help you.
I only saw it on Google Earth.
Fiddle, sorry you didn't come to me sooner.
Fiddle LIKES her new haircut. She thinks it looks tough.
ReplyDeleteAll it lacked, when we were done, was a bit of mud, and she's applied that now, so she figures that she looks PERFECT.
Sigh.
Good mare, Fee.
ReplyDeleteI am sure she's happier. I always kept my mare's freeze brand clipped. I thought it looked cool and I hoped it served as some sort of security device - "don't steal this horse. She's protected!" :0)
ReplyDeleteLove the buttart! You gotta put a gold tooth in the skull at HOTR.
ReplyDeleteInteresting clip choice - why the shoulder? Are you worried that her butt's gonna get cold - I mean people (with less hairy beasts) put rump rugs on to keep the heat in. Why not her belly?
I am thinking about continuing my artwork along Dixie's belly and maybe putting a lightning bolt on her butt. I don't think I'm ready to do flames yet, but one day...