"Trust me. This will go over your bum and your boobs...
...I'm pretty sure."
"I'll push in and you pull up."
"I feel like my choo choo hoo hoo can't breathe."
"Too much like a demented fairy?"
"This will fit if you just stop breathing."
"Yes to the shoes, no to the socks."
"Are we amused? We think not."
"Needs more fluff and and less tuck."
"Take the picture quick before they let go and my girlz fall out!"
"I could hold your girlz in place for you.*"
|*Jim is not actually a lady, but he helped us shop for dresses|
"Give us enough duct tape and support garments to floof up and squish in. We can make any dress fit anybody."
Other things we say:
"I've lost my pants again."
"I think I'm wearing your pants."
"You'd know if you were wearing my pants. Your ankles would be cold."
"This color blue makes my boobs bigger."
"What do you think? Glow sticks or wings with this outfit?"
See y'all at the 2013 PNER Convention in Portland!
(confused about the need for prom dresses? See THIS POST from January 2012)