In which we have time to think before busting a bottle on the prow

My new jog cart is in dry-dock this week, 

getting the barnacles scrubbed off and all the unsound bits repaired.

The prefix for whatever name we choose will be "MV" because the cart will
be powered by a powerful, one-horse engine!

Which gives us time to think up some good, piratical names for it.

I prefer names that are wicked sounding, with just a bit of pun.

Here's my working list:

MV Hyperbole       * there are not many "hip" puns, alas

MV Hippolyta    

    

MV Idiosyncratic

MV Illiterate

MV Impaired

MV Inarticulate      *a double pun, for a storyteller with a bad hip?

MV Inconceivable  *but do we know what this word means?

MV Inexpensive

MV Inflammable  *my favorite so far

MV Unavoidable

MV Unbreakable

MV Unhinged        *a nice reference to a certain ball-and-socket joint, yes?

MV Unmentionable

MV Unmistakable

The Lady Washington, aka the HMS Interceptor

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