In which Puzzle the Cat is actually sort of fond of the dog

Whut yu doin' with da camera, mama?

Weez ignore yu. Then yu goez away, no more piktures.

Oh noes!

Yu puts da piktures on da interwebs, all dother kittehs find out I no killz the doggeh liek I told dem. NO MOAR PIKTURES!!!

Dad, you tell her I gonna drop camera in toylet, okay? Maek her stop.

My reputayshun wrekked noaw. I leeve ratz in boots fer reveng.

I think these pictures need better captions...somebody else wanna try writing the dialog? --A