The awards banquet at the Pacific Northwest Endurance Rides conference this year will be "prom-dress formal."
Time to go shopping!
I last attended a prom in 1982.
(we'll pause for a reverent moment of silence, as some people do the math on that).
Prom in the 80's was Serious Business. You had your Serious Date. You had your Serious Dress. You had your Serious blah blah blah blah. (I actually had fun at my proms, but I cringe in memory of the dresses!)
This prom-dress event promises to be much Less Serious, if only because the ladies wearing the shiny dresses are endurance riders...
In other words, we are Sturdy. We are Ample. We are Traditionally Built Ladies.
Also, most of us are Significantly Bow-Legged!Off we went, the other day, with our riding friends and our senses of humor, seeking some Fancy Frocks.
" So, the trick is to contain the boobages and flaunt the tattoo?"
But check out Lori's shiny self: