Of course, I had to go take a look at the "REI for Rednecks" shop!
These yabbos were guarding the door.
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| "Welcome to Cabela's. We are paid to look serious at this kiosk." It was like trying to make the guards at Buckingham Palace smile! |
They sneered at the thought that I might be packing heat. I took their picture. I think that makes us even.
Looking welcome, but slightly out-of-place beside the normal Cabela motel-paintings, a sun figure carved in the NW Coastal style:
And then we got to this:
Then there's the toy area, which made my feathers all go the wrong direction:
How is it that the big logger-looking guy is in the scene with the horses? Do these people not know anything?
As a kid, I played endlessly with my brother's (distinctly non-pink) Big Jim Sports Camper...
but I swear (and my mom will back me on this) that Big Jim and all the other dolls stayed in the box. The "person" driving that camper and stuff was ME.
There were other clues that I am not quite the "target female demographic" for this store:
BAH HA HAH hah ahah ahahaha!
There's some decent gear here. The boots look sturdy enough (even the women's boots), and they had some sturdy-looking rain gear.
But some stuff just seemed designed to make me laugh.
So, I laughed.
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| Artwork in Cabela's is usually stuffed dead animals and bad landscape prints, but their contract with the local landowning tribe stipulates Native Art made by real natives who are really artists. Hooray! |
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| My first thought: "Dang, I'll bet the storytimes here are REALLY exciting!" |
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| True, the truck hitch will never reach that trailer ball without major custom mods. But that wasn't my main objection. |
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| Closeup of the figures. The center horse's left front leg is weirdly too long. But that wasn't my objection, either. |
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| This is the toy deemed appropriate for girls. |
but I swear (and my mom will back me on this) that Big Jim and all the other dolls stayed in the box. The "person" driving that camper and stuff was ME.
There were other clues that I am not quite the "target female demographic" for this store:
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| Seriously? No man would buy this. Pink camo gift wrap is for ladies who are killing time while the menfolk are checking out storytime at the Gun Library. |
BAH HA HAH hah ahah ahahaha!
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| Trying to think if I know anybody who would wear this. Funder? Wanna volunteer? |
But some stuff just seemed designed to make me laugh.
So, I laughed.
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| A camouflage mobile device cord. Because you don't want your prey animals to know where you charge your iPhone. |









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