In which we inquire about readers' gravitational preferences
Please answer the following question in the COMMENTS section below.
Haiku Farm and scientific inquiry worldwide appreciates your contribution to this survey.
As regards an involuntary dismount (also called a "dirt check" or a "gravity verification") I prefer to fall off my horse in the:
f. presence of qualified medical personnel
g. other (please specify): __________________
a. ground is more hospitable
b. seasonally-appropriate clothes I'm wearing offer more protection
c. accompanying sound effects are so gratifying
d. story is sure to get me free beers for at least a week
e. audience makes everything so worthwhile
f. news crew will be sure to play the whole thing over again in slo-mo so everyone can appreciate my airborn acrobatic skills
g. other (please specify): ____________________